THE QUOTE WALL

A SELECTION OF QUOTES FROM OVER THE YEARS AT GROVE PARK RANGERS

"Oh yes Alan, you're in, get it in there you naughty little ****" - Peter Lovatt

"If my best moment in life is between scoring that goal and the birth of my daughter... eh" - Jack Bodkin

"Can't say I'm happy to be back, but fun while it lasted" - Adam Joseph

"Oi mate, who's that f*****g traffic cone over there blocking my player?" - Unknown

"You're not wired properly mate" - Alan O'Sullivan

"If they f*****g cancel I'm gonna cocktail molotov their HQ!" - Bart Stachecki

“Man looks like Jack Grealish from wish dot com” - Ed Langdon

"This sandwich right here is what got me into tomatoes" - Brad Everett

“Little things make big days.” - The West Drayton Changing Room Decor

"I've seen people cut their socks before but it looks like bro has a moth problem" - Matty Potter

“I mean, Stormzy cheated on Maya Jama and I’m just like, ‘what?’” - Marcus Lovatt

"Do I look like I eat salad?" - Jack Bodkin

"That's GBH in 5 countries" - Unknown

“The bugatti is broken mate” - Sina Nilforoushan

"How dare you show your studs to my player!" - Robin McMichael

“What do you do for fun?” - Bart Stachecki

“This pitch has a case of the tism, I swear.” - Sina Nilforoushan

"Guys that's just f*****g s**t" - Greg Potter

“I want to lick your left foot.” - David Szegedi

"Even the geese are laughing at you" - Robin McMichael

"I've been sitting around eating too many Hobnobs man" - Dan Sechere

“PARKLIFE” - Marcus Lovatt

“That’s a big fine Julian, might have to Klarna that mate.” - Sina Nilforoushan

“6500 photos today boys.” - Callum Pye-Beraet

“Absolute Moose bruv.” - Nik Charalambous

“Another lie!” - Alan O’Sullivan

“For those coming the the GPR Christmas party is anyone vegan/vegetarian?” - Bart Stachecki. “No.” - Adam Joseph

“These are just my levels.” - Dan Sechere

“Might get my dad to play. Him and Jeff can have a race at the end.” - Sina Nilforoushan

“Fizz, go and sit in the referee’s chair.” - Josh Hills Cole

“Cal, you’re not taking pics of me peeing in the bushes are you?” - Dave Melia “His lense isn’t that good mate.” - Liam Davis

“Bruv I will f*****g batter you.” AFC Grove Player “Alright biscuit?” - Gavin Ferguson “Oh hey Gav how you doing?” - AFC Grove Player

“We’ve beaten you twice this season and we’re about to beat you a third time. Shut up.” - Marcus Lovatt

“I don’t like groundsmen.” - Oli Nicholls

“Why are you disrupting our coffee morning.” - Sina Nilforoushan

“Waterlogged astroturf is the most woke thing to ever happen.” - Aaron-Lee Eyles

“That’s a f*****g mallard!” - Robin McMichael

“Juan, 3 foul throws? That’s just upset me mate.” - Dave Melia

“(10:43AM) Not sure what state I’ll be in later so happy new year chaps.” - Nik Charalambous

“As a birthday present to Julian & Nik, can everyone fill out the availability sheet please.” - Peter Lovatt